I'm busy
Here's a lot of bands, all at once.
I’d like to only listen to music and write reviews about it. I really would. Unfortunately, for being in the infantile stages of this endeavor, I am not going to be paying any bills with my recurring subscriber income of $0/ever.
That’s not to say I don’t have any albums to recommend. Thankfully, reviews are a two-step process: the listening step, and the writing step. I can listen to music anytime, even when doing the work that does pay my bills. What’s more, it’s not hard to find a good album. Per my analysis, there’s already been at least thirty-nine black metal releases this month (only counting full-lengths and EPs), with seventy-three releases slated in total. My cup runneth over.
My review process is fairly simple, too:
Is it black metal, in any way? No? NEXT!
Okay, it’s black metal. Does it suck? Yes? NEXT!
Okay, it doesn’t suck. But is it boring? Yes? NEXT!
98% of blackened death doesn’t make it past this step.
Yeah, I said it. Fight me.
Okay, it isn’t boring. Is it more interestin…
