At home, plugged in,
Turned on, copping out.
No skag, no gas,
Only Tango & Cash.
At last, a commercial break...
Skip out and grab a beer.
Pretty tasty craft!
I deem it worth a share.
Success impressed, measured,
Who became aware?
"Aware" might be generous.
It's a count of mindless stares.
I need to make a difference,
But none say what to do.
Besides,
NBC's predictions are on at 8:32.
Ever yearning for more,
Knowing not where our vestige is,
The Revolution will return
After these sponsored messages.